The Magical Treehouse Palace
A man whom was Jeff journeyed up a hill to get home after a trip to the riverbank. Halfway there, Jeff noticed a tall, tall oak tree! It was taller than the tallest redwood, taller than the Statue of Liberty, taller than the vine in Jack and the Beanstalk! Jeff wondered, what’s on the top? So he set his sack down and climbed.
When he reached the top, he looked down below. He was too afraid to go down. Looks like I’m stuck here, Jeff thought. There was a creaky treehouse, with loose nails and sliding tiles. He went in it, and…Whoa!!! A royal place with softly glowing candles, golden walls, and silver designs surrounded a fine bed. It was evening, where the sun had already settled, so Jeff was tired, and climbed in the bed. Snore! 38 seconds later, a voice angrily cried, “You! You! Get out of there, perish, go away, get out of the bed, as this is my bed, or in other words, King Thomas, or King’s one and only royal bed! ” Jeff was aroused. Sleepily, he mumbled, “Yes, man?” The king yelled, “Man? Man? I’m far more than a man! I’m the king! You dare! Get out, now! Or else you’ll be burned, so follow me immediately!” Jeff jumped out, yelled, “Yes, royal!” And rushed after King. King ordered his his 8 most faithful soldiers and guards, Jeffery, Jefferson, Jordan, Jack, Jackal, Jackie, Jell, and Jill to escort him to a cramped, empty stone chamber. They slammed the iron door shut, chained the 10 iron locks up, and activated the 4 cameras to watch Jeff. How unlucky for them, as they all ran out of battery!
There was a finger sized hole. Jeff peeked in, and saw… his bedroom! He poked his finger in. He pushed, and he was home!!! Yay!!! Just then he realized he needed to retrieve his sack of water to last him the week. So he opened the door, and what he saw was the bed, all over again! So…
A royal place with softly glowing candles, golden walls, and silver designs surrounded a fine bed. It was evening, where the sun had already settled, so Jeff was tired, and climbed in the bed. Snore! 38 seconds later, a voice angrily cried, “You! You! Get out of there, perish, go away, get out of the bed, as this is my bed, or in other words, King Thomas, or King’s one and only royal bed! ” Jeff was aroused. Sleepily, he mumbled, “Yes, man?” The king yelled, “Man? Man? I’m far more than a man! I’m the king! You dare! Get out, now! Or else you’ll be burned, so follow me immediately!” Jeff jumped out, yelled, “Yes, royal!” And rushed after King. King ordered his his 8 most faithful soldiers and guards, Jeffery, Jefferson, Jordan, Jack, Jessie, Jackie, Jell, and Jill to escort him to a cramped, empty stone chamber……Jeff woke up!
Picture World
A girl named Elizabeth (not Queen Elizabeth, queen of England) loved art. Every day she drew at least 52 pictures! Elizabeth’s bedroom was stuffed with pictures, they were on the bed, the ceiling, the floor, the walls, even the garbage can and the laundry basket! Her schedule was like this: Draw, eat, sleep, repeat.
Her most recent picture was a beautiful sunset at a quiet beach. She thought it wasn’t ‘real’ enough, and not exquisite enough. She observed it, and brushed her hand against the fine paper. Or at least she thought she did. It went through the paper! She slid herself through and appeared in her picture! She played with the waves, made a magnificent sandcastle, buried herself, skipped and danced along the coast, collected seashells, and swam in the sea. Finally, she missed home. She was trapped! Just then, she noticed a unique batch of sand. By magic, it waved and curled, and spelled out, “GO TO THE BLUE”. So Elizabeth swam in the sea, of course, because it was blue. Pressure avoided her from getting to the surface, and she was about to drown when she was back home, wet and covered in algae.
Her parents and police had searched for Elizabeth, and were out of the house, in Death Valley, looking for her! The girl realized what happened and decided to hide. She went into another picture, this time, a luxury resort. Meanwhile, her parents thought she would be gone forever, and were sad and moped. Her mom Dinah was saddest of all, and gathered all Elizabeth’s pictures in memory of her. She accidentally went into the luxury resort and found Elizabeth!
Dinah furiously snarled, “Elizabeth, no time to play pranks! Life is always packed and busy! Come with me and finish your education.” Elizabeth just said, “Mother, calm down. It’s so-” “Lonely!” Dinah exclaimed, “Calm, yes, but too quiet. Now, you need to finish your education, NOW!!!”. Confused and scared, Elizabeth said, “But it’s so comfortable here! Why?” Dinah said, “Okay, Elizabeth, you’ll be jumbled up like a huge salad.” “I don’t understand. As long as I have oxygen, food, and water, won’t I be fine?,” Elizabeth asked. Mom said, “Okay, just give it a try!” Elizabeth and Dinah instinctively opened a door and ran inside. They were back in Elizabeth’s bedroom. Dinah smiled, took her daughter by the hand and unscrewed a lid on the floor, which was disguised. They fell through a tunnel in a column. Elizabeth screamed but Dinah stayed as still as a twig. They landed on a cushion pile. Here, Dinah proudly said, “This is the Dugout School!” Elizabeth lived there, learning and learning and learning for a long 18 years. At the young age of 27, she was already a scientist who invented things that changed the world! Now called Dr. Jill, Future Ancestor, or One Who Changed The World, Elizabeth finally understood what Dinah was thinking, dedicated all of her inventions to her, and lived happily ever after.
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there unce Was a boy calld HenRy. He loved to Play sport. one Beatiful evning, henry relizd that a choKlat bar waz called Henry”s he was so astonizhed! Hinry stoped plaYing sports and eight sum Henryy’s. He get fat ANd unhalthy! hEnry didnt no wat happend” and waz confuzed. his dad, hncy a kind man tell hinrY whi. Henry nevar eight sweet again
