Hello! Here are some very funny jokes I made just for you. Please enjoy!
Q: A dragon meets a mouse. The mouse knows that the dragon will eat him. He asks the dragon if he could choose how he will die. The dragon agrees. The mouse says something so wise his life is saved! What did the mouse say?
A: “I want to die of old age!”
Q: How do you make time pass by?
A: Throw the clock out of the window.
Q: If you are watching TV, and the remote falls into your dog, what do you do?
A: Press paws!
Q: Why did the boy throw a bucket of water out of the window?
A: He wanted to see the waterfall.
Q: How do you make a butterfly fly?
A: Throw a stick of butter out of the window.
Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7?
A: Because 7 ate 9!
Q: What is not alive but can draw?
A: A drawer!
Q: What word does every gifted person pronounce wrong?
A: The word “wrong!”
Q: What word becomes shorter when you add more letters?
A: The word “short”!
Q: What object has one letter, and starts and ends in “e”?
A: An envelope!
Q: What is plain?
A: A blank et!
Q: Imagine you are a captain of a ship. There are 12345 sailors and 432 leave and you get 1223456 more while 905 leave and 1 more comes aboard. What is the captain’s name?
A: Yours!
Q: Thomas’s mom has 4 children: January, February, and March. What is the fourth child’s name?
A: Thomas!
Q: What animal can see better in total darkness? A tiger, an owl, or a bat?
A: None! In total darkness, none can see.
Q: Imagine you are trapped in a metal room with no windows or doors. How would you get out?
A: Stop imagining!
Q: What fruit do twins like best?
A: Pears!
Q: A one story home is pink only, with pink walls and pink furniture and pink food and pink lights and pink hammers and pink paint. What color are the stairs?
A: There is no stairs!
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