{"id":346,"date":"2022-06-26T22:39:49","date_gmt":"2022-06-26T22:39:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/yesrenee.com\/?p=346"},"modified":"2023-08-28T18:10:59","modified_gmt":"2023-08-28T18:10:59","slug":"a-funny-fish-conversation","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/yesrenee.com\/?p=346","title":{"rendered":"A Funny Fish Conversation"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>You may be thinking, &#8220;Hey, is your hobby coding? I hope not. Can I have something different?&#8221; Well, sure!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I was just chilling in the pool, having a good time, when I saw a tiny, bright fish! &#8220;Why are you in here?&#8221; The poor fish told me in a small voice, &#8220;Somebody went fishing and scooped me into a net. He felt sorry for me and tried to put me back to the river but on the last minute, he couldn&#8217;t find my home again so he took me to the pool. Why, are you disturbing me?&#8221; &#8220;Sorry&#8221;, I replied, &#8220;I only wanted to know why you were here.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I had a sudden good idea. I could use the fish to make some yummy seafood stew! For months I ate rice. Finally I could eat something different! But my daydreams were interrupted&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The fish said desperately, &#8220;Hey! I heard you muttering &#8216;I can eat the fish for dinner&#8217; in front of me! Don&#8217;t eat me! Would you like to be eaten?&#8221; I could tell the fish was very upset. &#8220;Okay. It&#8217;s a deal. I won&#8217;t eat you now but may I when you die of old age? You won&#8217;t even feel me eating you!&#8221; I said in an annoyed tone. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I swam out of the filled pool to nibble some bread. I was hungry! I thought, &#8220;Hope the fish doesn&#8217;t come to be devoured by a shark! I don&#8217;t want some other shark to devour the fish before I could. May the fish not get eaten by a predator so I can eat him! &#8220;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You may be thinking, &#8220;Hey, is your hobby coding? I hope not. Can I have something different?&#8221; Well, sure! I was just chilling in the pool, having a good time, when I saw a tiny, bright fish! &#8220;Why are you in here?&#8221; The poor fish told me in a small voice, &#8220;Somebody went fishing and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[16,29],"class_list":["post-346","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-daily","tag-fiction","tag-stories"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/yesrenee.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/346","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/yesrenee.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/yesrenee.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yesrenee.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yesrenee.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=346"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/yesrenee.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/346\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":430,"href":"https:\/\/yesrenee.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/346\/revisions\/430"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/yesrenee.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=346"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yesrenee.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=346"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yesrenee.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=346"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}